My life is currently wake up, school, bitch about my day, school, come home, sleep
You know what sucks?
Getting up at 7 every morning to make it to a class that lasts 5 hours every day, four times a week.
You know what sucks worse?
The fact that I’ve gotten a perfect score on everything because I haven’t learned anything new. All of the stuff from HS Chemistry is being repeated to me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s great for my GPA, but I could have easily tested out of this course. But it’s a core class so no testing out of nothing :/
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^
#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt
|KID:||"I love Iron Man."|
|ME:||"Yeah, I love Iron Man too."|
|KID:||"No, I REALLY love Iron Man."|
|DUDE:||*rolls his eyes*|
|ME:||"Iron Man is pretty cool, yeah."|
|KID:||"I love his beard."|
|ME:||"... I'm also quite fond of his beard, I must admit."|
|DUDE:||*raises his eyebrows at me*|
|KID:||"I want to marry Iron Man."|
|DUDE:||"You can't marry Iron Man, he's with Miss Potts, remember? Pepper?"|
|KID:||"I don't know why. Girls are icky... no offence."|
|KID:||"I think Black Widow would make a pretty bridesmaid, though."|
|DUDE:||"Can I marry her?"|
|KID:||"NO! She's a BLACK WIDOW Dad, she'll eat you! You can marry... Captain America, because he's nice and he's old like you."|
|and then the bus came and the kid fist bumped me goodbye, and then so did the kid's dad and he said thanks for not pointing out that you can't marry a fictional character.|
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.